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10 Dating Commandments For The Modern Man
These are 10 dating commandments for the modern man, written by a modern woman. Should you rise to the occasion, I have faith you will attract what you are.

The Steak Breakdown: Your Ultimate Guide To Cuts Of Beef
The greatest thing to go from farm to table since that time you had a dream about a date with Daisy Duke — the noble cow gives us just about everything — is steak.

If Our Favorite Superheroes Got Part-Time Jobs, These Would Be Them [Photos]
Check out what our other favorite superheroes would do if they had to get part-time jobs. They’re pretty spot on.

Blacks Are 25 Times More Likely To Be Shot Than Whites In NYC
Black New Yorkers are 25 times more likely to be shot than their white counterparts. According to an annual report released by the NYPD…

Dogs Acting Like Humans Compilation
Awww, who is a good little human? YOU ARE! YOU ARE!

You’ll Be Shocked To Find Out The ‘Getting Stabbed In Public’ YouTube Prank Is A Terrible Idea [VIDEO]
A guy named Josh Paler Lin, whose attempt to go viral last week failed when he decided to choke on food in public, thought he needed to step up his game if he was going to get the attention of the YouTube masses. The next logical step, of course, is to PRETEND TO BE STABBED in public.

The World’s Tallest Waterslide Is Absolutely Terrifying
Kansas City‘s Schlitterbahn Waterpark has announced that it is currently in the process of building the world’s fastest and tallest waterslide to be opened next summer.

A Look Inside LA’s Least Sexy Sex Club
n operation for the past eight months, members-only Los Angeles club Sanctum likes to declare itself “LA’s #1 erotic experience.” The proprietors of the club created what is ostensibly a moveable feast of fucking for rich men and women who want to explore group sex, fetishes, and garden-variety voyeurism à la Eyes Wide Shut. They offer “invitation-only private parties at various clandestine venues in Los Angeles,” and charge a $2,500 membership fee to visit their LA events.

How To Squeeze In Workouts At Work
Now you have no excuses.