Surviving a first date isn’t as easy as you think. Sure it can be fun and exciting, but if you’re not careful, you may find yourself in dangerous territory. Regardless of how skilled you are at convincing chicks to go on dates with you, all your hard work can quickly be erased by bringing up topics that should be kept off limits early in the relationship.

For instance, baby mama drama, run ins with the law, the fact that you have a girlfriend — actually that’s best to mention BEFORE the date — stories about your crackhead uncle, etc. If your goal is to make it on a second date with this woman, then it’s best you avoid mentioning these things, along with any of the statements found in this hilarious video.

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