1. Your food doesn’t cook itself

2. The laundry will have to get done some how

3. Stock up on toilet paper. Lots and lots of toilet paper

4. Also, get a plunger BEFORE you actually need one

5. Investigate every creepy sound you hear. Knowing the source will drive you less crazy

6. Dirty dishes pile up fast. Stay ahead of the game

7. Make sure someone besides you, has a spare key

8. This is when all those chores you had as a kid, come in handy

9. Walk around naked. Often and always. You may never get to experience this liberty again.

10. You may develop an unhealthy relationship with your DVR and nearby Chinese delivery guy

11. If something breaks, YouTube a remedy. ‘How To’ videos will save you a lot of money for simple maintenance projects.