In the last few years, tourism to the United Arab Emirates, specifically Dubai, has been booming. The futuristic city is on the rise and we’ve figured out the secrets to their success. Seems like the U.S can take a few pointers from the UAE.

Your cappuccino looks like

But wouldn’t it be better with gold shavings?

You have Wiz Khalifa

 

UAE has Sheikh Khalifa

President of the UAE and ruler of Abu Dhabi

Your ATM

UAE ATM

Your Royal Family’s home.

UAE’s Royal family’s home

Less modest and more provocative = single and damaged

More modest and less provocative = has a husband and family

Rude train conductors and mumbly announcements

No conductors and automatic metro trains

Includes Gold Class, the first class of metro trains. Plush seating and fewer riders. 

So your mall has an ice skating rink

Malls in the UAE have an entire indoor ski park

Where’s your signal?

Because the UAE has wifi everywhere

The homeless guy on your corner

While EVERYONE in the UAE works

It’s mandatory for every person living in the UAE to have a job. Poverty is low and homelessness is non existent.

Dancing for Jesus once a week

Praying to Allah five times a day

Low income? Welcome to the housing system

Low income in UAE? Free housing, education and health insurance for natural born citizens