1. Turn down invitations to party

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2. Eating healthy 

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3. Have kids

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4. A threesome

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5. Working out

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6. Smoke weed legally 

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7. Sex before marriage 

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8. Get into politics

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9. Oral sex

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10. Not be rich and famous

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11. Like pop music

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12. Regret tattoos

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13. Get over a break up

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14. Eat sushi

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15. Leave your Blackberry for iPhone

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16. Become addicted to coffee

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17. Shop for comfort instead of cute 

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