Every child remembers that one portion of the day devoted to grandma and her stories on TV. When “As The World Turns” or “The Young And The Restless” came on, the outside world might as well have been white noise to her, and anything you had to ask her, no matter how trivial, always got her heated. Here are 6 questions that used to turn your living room into the most melodramatic soap opera on the block at 4 in the afternoon.
“Can I go play outside?”
There’s nothing as humiliating as being yelled at by grandma about missing another Coleman family argument when your friend is waiting beside your window watching everything unfold.
“Is there anything to eat?”
Not even your threats of finally make that dreaded peanut butter and baking soda sandwich could tear grandma away.
“I cut myself!”
If you’re not a newborn child, Billy Dee Williams, or Publishers Clearing House, that scrape you got from falling on the concrete will bleed until 5.
“How does this work?”
‘Just plug it in and press ‘on,’ leave me alone!’
“Do you love me?”
“Can I watch something?”
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