In this competitive art from known as hip-hop, if your bars aren’t great, trust you and your what could be career will be shipped off to the graveyard of rappers who thought they could skate by with lackluster 16s. (Remember what’s his name? Yeah, neither do we)
But even the mightiest of rap gods can sometimes deliver a verse that unfortunately reinforces their mortal status. Today, the good folks over at Reddit decided to remind folks of that. In a thread, users named a rapper and then posted said rapper’s whackest verse. The thread went on for well over 17 hours (Yikes, hip-hop) with no emcee being off limits, except for Jay Electronica who’s debut album is meriting “Detox” like legend because users simply didn’t have enough material to reference.
We browsed through the thread and came up with our favorite-whackest verse…if that makes any sense.
Katy Perry Feat. Kanye West “ET”
“I know a bar out in maarss/where they drive spaceships instead of cars”
Danny Brown Feat. Ab-Soul “Way Up Here”
“Puffin pot on the mountain top/dipping in that bag white girl on my counter top/drop it like its hot ho/I ain’t move no birds/she in love with my cock though”
Andre 3000 on Dungeon Family “Trans DF Express”
“I noticed that you’re one of a kind/That makes you kind of the one/I’m…sharing….my…spaghetti….with…The Lady and The Tramp, the mystery the myth.”
Chief Keef- “Macaroni Time”
“He say he gettin’ money/but I know that’s a lie/I see 1s and 5s in your bankroll right now.”
Lil Wayne “Bugatti”
“Then she jumped on my dick like a monkey and shit/Monkey see monkey do, banana clips”
J. Cole Feat. Drake – “In The Morning” (Remix)
“I love thick women because my aunt she rode equestrian/I used to go to the stables and get them kids to bet me/And I would always ride the stallions whenever she let me/I mean I’m joking that thing is poking”
2 Chainz – “Who I Am”
“Entrepreneur, strip club connoisseur/Hot fudge sundae, pour it on you hallelujah/Pour it on you hallelujah, pour it on you hallelujah/And I be on my own dick, ain’t that much room for you, ah”
Nas “Oochie Wally”
“When it comes to sex I’m similar to the thriller in manilla/Bitches call me Horse the p**y filler”
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GIANT Life (@giant_life) July 09, 2013
