9 Things About Your Best Friend You Hate But Never Tell Them
1. When you ask a serious question and he answers in a joke, but after a while you can’t tell whether he is being serious or just kidding.
2. Relentless unending optimism. So much, sometimes want to choke all that sunshine out of them …
3. THEY’RE ALWAYS LATE!
4. And then have the nerve to say, “Yeah, man I’m like 10 minutes away!” Call him 20 minutess later, and he hasn’t left his house yet
5. Can’t take a joke about himself. He can crack jokes about other people, but when the joke’s on him…
6. They have no filter whatsoever
7. He’s dirty. He leaves a mess everywhere he goes.
8. Repeating the same goddamn story or joke over and over and over to every new person who appears.
9. That we literally have nothing in common anymore and are just friends because of history.
