Today, Kevin Durant will make the biggest free agency decision this side of LeBron James taking his talents to South Beach. There won’t be a nationally televised “Decision” special, however. Just a Player’s Tribune article that will change the landscape of the league for the next few years.

However, it’s important to remember that Kevin Wayne Durant wasn’t always a 6’11” Hall of Fame bound perennial All-Star. At one point, he was just a college kid walking the University of Texas campus, making sure his outfit was clean and his hat was perfectly cocked should one of the cuties in an adjacent dorm building decide that she’d like to join him for a meal at some point.

So, like scores of milennials, Kevin Durant had a Black Planet page, where he tried to put his best and coolest foot forward. And what a cool foot it was. Exhibit A.

YEA DATS ME GETTING MY DUNK ON AND SH*T AT DA BOTTOM.

a.k.a…

YEAH I’M BOUT TO MAKE SOMETHING CLOSE TO A BILLION DOLLARS IN MY CAREER BUT DM ME SHORTY.

You gotta love it. The Decision Pt. 2 at some point this morning, or this July 4. Or sometime before the start of the 2016-2017 regular season. Stranger things have happened.