Kanye: I know I’m three hours late, but you should be honored by my lateness, that I would even show up to this fake shit.

Me: Why are you yelling? It’s only you and I in the room…I can hear you fine.

Kanye: You don’t understand…too many people are not recognizing my greatness…treating me like I’m regular. Niggas need to recognize.

Me: I’ll make a deal with you. If you talk lower I’ll make sure your words are emblazoned in bold, capped italics…to emphasis your passion.

Kanye: That’s dope! Most don’t understand my passion…my vision… People think I just spaz out for no reason, but when you have all this creativity inside motherfuckers don’t understand. I can express it in my music even in my designs but I cant always put it into words…It’s my genius.

Me: I see you are a big fan of positive affirmation…

Kanye: What do you mean?

Me: Volume.   READ MORE