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14 Steps Men Should Take To Become The Best Valentine’s Day Date Ever, From A Man’s Perspective
Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. A lot of men may hate it, but it’s the only day when we’re allowed to be truly cheesy without having jealous onlookers roll their eyes. But years down the line, when conversation may arise during brunch about the best and worst dates you’ve ever had, you’ll be happy you did everything in your power to be on someone’s “unforgettable” list.

This Guy’s Marriage Proposal Literally Almost Killed His Girlfriend. You Gotta See This.
More often than not, a proposal of marriage is a complete surprise to one of the people in the relationship. However, when Anthony Taylor and Stephanie Walker got engaged, Anthony took the surprise aspect a little far. The couple were on vacation in Turkey when he popped the question. Her reaction was … extreme.

News Reports Confirm That Obama Is Indeed NOT A Time Traveler
Technology we can believe in.

Going Out With A Bang: Couple Dies From Carbon Monoxide Poisoning While Having Sex In Car
Police believe Keith Payton and Salina Johnson, both 40, were making love with the engine still running when they were killed by the fumes.

CVS Will Stop Selling Cigarettes And Other Tobacco Products Soon
The country’s second-largest drugstore, CVS Caremark, just announced that it would stop selling tobacco products by October 1st of this year.

These White People Are So Goddamn White: A Gallery Of Reactions
A reaction-face is worth 1,000 words…

George Zimmerman Has Signed On To Fight DMX In Celebrity Boxing Match
As we’ve exhaustively reported, George Zimmerman is looking to get rocked in the grill by a rapper. He thinks that fighting a rapper will rally his racist fan base, and perhaps rebrand him in the eyes of normal people as circus sideshow entertainer, instead of unjustly acquitted killer. Unfortunately for Zimmerman, he just got set up with the wrong opponent.

15 Weirdest Sex Deaths (And How to Avoid Them)
Here are 15 ways people have perished during bizarre sex — and some suggestions to help you avoid the same fate…