LADIES LADIES LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We should always, without a doubt, take care of our secret garden, our pumkash, our flowers, our box, punni, ill na-na, coo-cat etc. But the summer time is so crucial on us ladies. We have to travel with Duane Read himself in our damn purse! I know its annoying but its a must! It has to be done!!
Your out there in your lil summer dresses and what not and its all good.. but it can turn all bad if your ass don’t stay on point. What are you going to do if your out and about and you run into that guy that you been wanting to give some to? And now you can’t because you feel “not so fresh.” Or even worse you give him some not knowing that your ass smells like garbage truck juice.
We don’t want you embarrassed so here are a few short tips to help you stay cool and fresh in this funky heat!
1. WATER! I’ont drink water like that.. No boo that is not acceptable especially since your ass been at Havana Outpost since 3 sucking down margaritas and peeing like crazy. Now ya pussy is smelling like 125th and Lenox because you aren’t drinking water in this heat but consuming all that alcohol. Drink water ya daily and especially in this heat while drinking liquor with ya rank ass!
2. WET WIPES! On the regular you should carry wet wipes in your purse ladies! Your at work all day, perhaps you’re going out after work, again, your pissing, sweating, chafing all day. Ugh can you imagine what that smells like? Yes you bitch even if you are the cleanest, most water drinking woman in the world. Vaginas have a scent, and that, mixed with sweat and urine after being held captive in those tight ass slacks? Yeah get ya wet wipes and freshen up after you pee… on top of that your peeing in public places, toilet water splashing all on you…. ew.
3. CHANGE CLOTHES…THEN GO! Now not many of us are wearing panties in this heat but for those of you who are, bring a change of panties! The ones you put on at 8 this morning are sweaty, tired and screaming to be peeled off!!!! put on a fresh pair my dear and be great!
4. NO POWDER! You ever see this chick looking like a damn fool with powder on in this damn heat, now she got a fucking mountain of crumbled dirty balls on her neck and God knows what those inner thighs look like. You are not an infant okay? That shit only works for babies to keep them from getting a rash. Ya big grown ass should NOT be walking around with powder on any of your body parts… It does not keep you cool. *File under “Yeast Infection”
5. STAY INSIDE! Bottom line is, its too hot to be out there gallivanting. Stay yo ass inside under the AC until the night time when it cools off…and if you don’t have one, find a friend that does. Whatever you do, Stay Fresh!
-ByAyanaEllis
Author, Deputy Editor Of Don Diva Magazine
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