There’s no such thing as the perfect rapper. Even the best has some pretty wack lines. And when most rap about how much money they have and cars they drive, sometimes in every single song, it might be tough to come up with some original, well crafted lines. Here are some of THE WORST bragging lines in hip-hop, according to Reddit.

“So many numbers in my phone book. I could start a motherf—in’ phone book”

“Kush Coma” – Danny Brown

okay

“House stupid dumb big my rooms got rooms”

“Lose My Mind” – Jeezy



Really? Even comedian Hannibal Burress had to take a step back and examine those lyrics.




“Stash box, Xbox, laptop, fax machine, phone. Bulletproof this b-tch and I’m gone.”

High All the Time – 50 Cent

britney-confused

“I come once a year, I’m like the carnival”

“Wet Wipes” – Cam’Ron

urkel

“I’m hot cuz I’m fly, you ain’t cuz you not”

“This is Why I’m Hot” – MIMS

really

“I got so many clothes I keep them at my aunt’s house”

“Pass Out” – Tinie Tempah

totally-cool

“I’m out in Hawaii, don’t like it? Drink my pee”

“We’re Back” – Eminem

kanye-no

“I let you feel like you the shit, but, boy, you can’t outfart me”

“Dollar and a Dream” – J.Cole

dash

“You might got more cash than me, but you ain’t got the skill to eat a ni–a’s ass like me”

“Second Round K.O.” – Canibus

yuck

“That gun automatic, my car automatic”

“Ain’t Worried About Nothin’” – French Montana

nope