Your mail carrier is the only person (besides that one creepy ex) that is guaranteed to come to your house every weekday to give you something. That’s a pretty sweet deal.

Thing is, it can be not-so-sweet when bad mail carriers use your fragile packages like bowling balls…

…lawn darts, footballs and other objects your mail isn’t supposed to be. There are a lot of good postmen and women out there, but the bad ones are interwoven amongst them, waiting for your package of new glassware and smiling devilishly.

Is that a hooker? (Part 1)

Is that a hooker? (Part 2)