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Cops Throw Teenage Girl Through Restaurant Window
NYPD officers allegedly slammed a 16-year-old girl’s face against the floor of a Downtown Brooklyn Chinese restaurant and threw a 15-year-old girl through the establishment’s front window, shattering it.

If Your Favorite Rappers Were Famous Tech Companies…
10 tech companies that are changing the world and the 10 game-changing rappers who resemble them most.

What Your #TBT Photo Says About You
LOL… looks like a lose-lose situation.

Students From Anywhere In the World Can Study In This Country For Free
Sallie Mae probably doesn’t want you to know this, but a person from any country in the world can study in this country tuition-free. Go pack your bags, now!

WTF: Putting Newborn Babies In Adult-Size Suits Is The Latest Internet Sensation [Photos]
Pushing newborn babies around in overpriced strollers is extremely outdated and no longer cool. People around the world are catching on to a new trend that gives babies the CEO-like respect they deserve.

Hot Model’s Transformation Into a Real-Life Marge Simpson Will Haunt Your Dreams
You know who might like this? The guys who browse porn websites, see an ad for Simpsons cartoon porn where Bart is fucking Marge and think “OH HELL YES, IT’S ON!” Yep, those guys might like this final product and literally no one else because it’s mortifying. Don’t believe me? Just click and watch.

12 Life Hacks Nobody Should Be Using
Hey, I like finding new ways to keep my computer cables orgainized with paper clips just as much as the next guy, but life hacking has gone too far. Life hack: avoid these life hacks at all costs.

A New Olympics Is Coming in 2016, and It’s Straight Out of A Science Fiction Movie
In 2016, Zurich will be the host of a new bionic take on human history — robotic Olympics.