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29 Tweets From A Fake United Airlines Account That Will Make You Laugh Yourself Silly
Sometimes the internet is a terrible, horrible place — world of 4chan and 2 Girls, 1 Cup — but other times the internet makes life worth living. This fake Twitter account from “United Airlanes” proves why the internet exists — to bring joy into our lives and make us laugh so hard our brains hurt.

How To Score A Threesome From An Expert Himself
This article will fill you in on the two best ways to land a girl-girl-guy threesome. In order to be successful at both methods, you need to have a high level of experience. This is not something that will happen overnight, but if you work it correctly, you might be shocked at the results.

Does MTV’s ‘Catfish’ Encourage Catfishing?
For anyone addicted to MTV’s Catfish, the haunting question is: who are these people? Who decides to lure someone else into a protracted online relationship through pure and wildly superficial deceit? And, perhaps more pressingly: who will decide to catfish someone only after seeing it done on TV? Seriously, does Catfish encourage catfishing?

Eye Candy: Playboy’s Natural Beauties
TSJ rounds up some of Playboy Plus’ heavy hitters and brings them back over to you. We want you to see the world through rose-colored glasses. Ponies. Rainbows. Girls with long hair who aren’t shy. You’re welcome…

The Alex Rodriguez Anti-Highlight Reel Is The Best Thing You’ll See Today
Just watch it.

Geeky Facts On Ties And Lapels
If you like to get fancy, familiarize yourself with these facts.

Photos: Shark On The Subway
Early this morning a small, shark was spotted on the MTA Queens-bound N train.

Top 20 Songs About Cheating
Jay-Z once said, “Men lie. Women lie. Numbers don’t.” He had a point, considering the number of songs about both men and women lying are in the thousands.

7 Creepy Products That Cost Thousands Of Dollars
Why would anyone want to buy these?

Facebook Twitter-Jacks Again
Facebook just recently introduced hashtags to its social network, and emphasized real-time content repeatedly in a press event about its News feed yesterday, and now it’s testing another feature seemingly inspired by Twitter.