Davenport University graduate Robert Jeffrey decided it was great idea to attempt a backflip after receiving his diploma. That’s when things went wrong.
He prepared the celebration by throwing his cap, and then got in position and attempted said backflip only to land on his face.
Here are the consequences of not completing that backflip you think you want to attempt at graduation.
#1
If you’re going to do a backflip at your graduation, at least land the thing and not make a fool of yourself in front of EVERYONE.
#2
Since you didn’t complete your epic celebration of a backflip, the video goes viral and now follows you everywhere. How do you pitch to potential employers that you aren’t a complete ass?
#3
Since you can’t land any jobs you end up in your parents basement wondering why the hell did you attempt that back flip at graduation in the first place.
#4
And now you have no income because your parents no longer want to support you and they’re still embarrassed about it all. And since they aren’t helping you with your bills Sallie Mae calls your cellphone 15 times a day looking for payments.
#5
Now that you can’t pay Sallie Mae they destroy your credit and you resort to starting a rap group with some guy you met at the unemployment office only to discover he’s a bank robber and you thought you were just taking him to the bank which turns into you being an accessory to a crime. You do a minimum of 15 years in prison for armed robbery.
Don’t back flip at your graduation.
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