two girls fighting shovel - two girls fighting shovel

Once upon a time in a middle class Midwestern neighborhood two young girls got into a fight over a boy…or something.

Another boy with a camera recorded it with hopes of going viral so that they could all get some attention. Though their intentions were dubious, the video succeeded. Big time. (Skip ahead to 6:20 for the headshot.)

No idea who the ‘I ain’t the one’ shoveler is, but the shovelee was Miranda Lynn Fugate. Despite hearing problems and a slight concussion she is fine after the hit. She even did an interview sharing more details about the fight. Apparently ‘I ain’t the one’-girl punched her own mother after the fight. LOL White kids…

This whole business with these two girls started two years ago, but now it may never end thanks to their lingering hatred for each other and these hilarious parodies.

m.A.A.d. City Remix

Call Of Duty: Shovel Girl

Take On Me Remix

Yeet Remix

This. IS. SHOVEL!!!

Jim Ross Commentary (had to be done)

May 15, 2014