A few girls got together with their kids and a pregnant buddy to head out to the Family Dollar store for some five-finger discount shopping. Unfortunately, they came into contact with one of the few dollar store employees who actually cares.

So much for jacking some Febreeze at this guy’s store.

Not only does dude confiscate the Febreeze and chastise them for their shoddy parenting skills, but he squirts some of the Febreeze in one of the girls’ faces and dares them to call the police.

The winner in all this? Febreeze. This is advertising you can’t pay for. Criminals may not be the smartest bulbs in the batch but they sure do make for some hilarious-ass video.

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