Men and women sometimes wet their pants. It’s not exactly a sexy topic of conversation, but the makers of adult diapers, Depends, sure as hell wants you to think it is — or at least that’s why they keep creating ridiculous commercials highlighting the joy of adult leakage.

The latest installment, focusing on men’s incontinence, shows former NFL defensive tackle Tony Siragusa training tough guys “who leak a little” on how to guard their manhood with Depends’ latest line of shields and guards. The 30-second commercial shows Siragusa giving someone a manly bathroom makeover and ends with him telling viewers to log onto guardyourmanhood.com for more tips on — well, how to guard your manhood, of course. We still can’t figure out someone could let this happen.