This is the creepiest thing we’ve seen in a while

Jasmine Tridevil didn’t think being a normal, two-boob’d woman was hot enough. She wanted a third. Hell, she needed a third. So she went and got one.

The kicker? Yes, there’s an additional kicker. The main reason she did that was to become a reality star. Tridevil is hoping to gain coverage and traction on MTV, and has reportedly already begun filming her everyday life in Tampa so people could see the trials and tribulations living with a third tit comes with. Maybe creepy isn’t quite the word. We meant bizarre.

The surgeon signed a contract that prevents his name from being released to the public–a smart move–and Tridevil might want to find somewhere other than Victoria’s Secret to buy her lingerie. Never seen a 5-for$25 deal on 3-tit-bras in there.

By the way, she made a TV appearance last night, if you haven’t eaten in the past hour or so.