Chris Brown’s face ain’t nothin’ to f*** with

Of course TMZ has footage of Chris Brown delivering a half-hearted stiff arm to a random girl that tried to French kiss him as he maneuvered through a Los Angeles club.

Of course they do.

Watch what happens when Chris Brown is walking through a crowded venue as he locks hands with his girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, and a random female–who’s probably had a few drinks too many–literally tries to tongue tassle with the R&B star. It isn’t exactly “The Heisman”, but CB gets her out of there quick. A few seconds later, as he makes his way to wherever he’s headed, he looks back for a quick second, presumably to make sure she didn’t hit her head on something and pass out–an event that would have him on the front pages of every newspaper this side of North Korea–but the rest of the short video clip is pretty uneventful. Can you fault him?

Watch the video, exclusive to TMZ, here.