Does is seem like everyone has a PHAT ass but you? Since it seems like it is a requirement these days in order to be considered a BAD BITCH (if that is your goal) woman are all over are taking their income tax checks and buying themselves asses. What is an all natural woman to do?  (Or a woman with common sense that doesn’t want to waist $10,000 on the superficial) EXERCISE! Runtastic announced their new Butt Trainer App.

The APP is free and  is supposed to help you increase the size of your booty. A 3-d avatar named Angie will walk you through over 50 instructional videos.

Pre-defined workouts include: The 7-Minute Workout, Junk in the Trunk, and more.

Features and benefits include:

  • – My Workouts: Create customized workouts tailored to your target areas (like the hips!), weight loss goals & daily schedule
  • – Filter exercises for your personal fitness level
  • – 60+ unique “Tip of the Day” messages
  • – Works with smartphones & tablets
  • – Voice Coach for easy-to-follow instructions: English, German, French, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Japanese
  • – Absolutely no gym equipment required – use this squats, lunges and toning app anytime, anywhere
  • – Heart Rate integration: Use your Heart Rate Monitor to track your HR during workouts
  • – Improve overall fitness, muscle strength & toning, stability and weight management
  • – Share fitness accomplishments & tips on Facebook, Twitter, G+ and WhatsApp
  • – Upload workouts to your MyFitnessPal account
  • – Track training sessions and overall progress using detailed graphs on Runtastic.com

Does it work? Who knows, but anything is better than back alley ass shots that may kill you.

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