October may be a great month for getting scared senseless with lots of horror films and Halloween parties with slutty costumes (yeah buddy), but Halloween night is for kids. Well, Halloween evening to be exact.

Halloween is the one time during the year when kids can get as much candy as they want. For free. All they have to do is dress up in costume and ask a bunch of strangers for it.

Every year kids anticipate nibbling on piles of tasty, sugary treats. So what would happen if you replaced their candy with healthy treats?

They should have given the proctor some shin guards. Way to go, Crest.