For normal people, missing out on having fun with friends can be rather disappointing — infuriating at most — but how often do you find yourself being driven into a state of sheer panic and anxiety after learning you weren’t invited to a house party or the latest blockbuster movie by your BFF?

If you’re anything like Anna Camp in this ridiculous College Humor horror-movie trailer, then you, too suffer from the serious condition of FOMO: Fear of Missing Out. While there’s no known cure (or no real evidence showing this condition exists) you can at least breathe easier knowing you don’t have it this bad…