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These 9 US Companies Have More Cash Than The US Government Right Now
Things are getting urgent at the Capitol. Even with the government shutdown saving money, the U.S. Treasury is going to run out of money on October 17. Just for perspective, here is a list of 9 companies from Standard & Poor’s 500 companies list that have move liquid capital than the U.S. government right now…

What Really Happened With Magic Johnson And ESPN?
Today seemingly out of nowhere, it was announced that Magic Johnson would be leaving ESPN. What raised the eyebrow of the public was Johnson saying that he was leaving “due to his other commitments.” Whatever commitments Magic is referring to have never stopped him in the past so it left the public wondering what’s really going on over there?

The Best Actually-Good Comedy Rap Videos Of 2013 So Far
Is this real life? Yes, it is.

10 Fitness Secrets Of A UFC Fighter
UFC coach Mike Dolce has spent the last 20 years getting his fighters’ bodies ready for the Octagon. His program isn’t about just refining grappling technique or striking power, it’s more elemental, stressing eating right and overall fitness. He’s turned his philosophy in to a comprehensive at-home program, UFC Fit, and he offers tips that anyone can use to get ripped, even if you don’t plan on grounding and pounding someone anytime soon.

23 Perfectly Looping GIFs You Can Watch Forever
Life may be finite, but that doesn’t mean GIFs need to be.

Brooklyn Man Haunted By Exploding Toilet
A Brooklyn man has a new prayer for the porcelain gods: Please don’t let my toilet explode in my face…again.

The Nintendo 2DS: All Your Questions Answered
What the heck is the “Nintendo 2DS” anyway, and how’s it different from a 3DS? Here are a few answers to your burning questions.

These Photos Of Models Wearing Nothing But Milk Are Real And They’re Spectacular
Take a few nude models, add some high-speed photography equipment, and splash a few gallons of milk on top, and what do you get? These incredible pin-up photos…

50 Hot Girls You Wish Were Coming To Your Halloween Party
Halloween is the year where sexy girls become sexy ANYTHING! Take a look at these girl that you’d definitely want at your Halloween party.

This Car’s Heat Technology Allows It To Change Color Based On The Weather
Look, getting your car wrapped in vinyl just to change the color is time consuming and expensive. What if there were a paint that just changed colors whenever you wanted it to?