Trains are multi-ton immovable objects that carry people, supplies and cargo to all corners of world.

This, of course, makes them a prime target for a wide variety of stupidity from all sides of humanity. For example, this dummy here thought he’d be cute taking a selfie of himself with a train so close by.

You may think the train conductor a dick for kicking this dopey kid in the head. But in actuality he probably saved the kid’s life:

kid protected conductor foot - kid protected conductor foot

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This kid survived his round with dopeyness. Some of these others though?

 

Kid leans out train door while playing, then falls

Some selfies just aren’t worth it

He thought he was so cool

Those barriers are there for a reason

And of course…

April 17, 2014