The survivor story of a near death plunge.

John Wilkins is a statistician who starts his day just like every other normal human being. He wakes up to the sound of his obnoxiously loud alarm clock, angrily hits the snooze button and lays idle for five, maybe even ten minutes before finally getting out of bed. After going through the proper hygiene routine, which hopefully consists of brushing his teeth, washing his face, and taking a shower, John then gets dressed and ready to head out for work. And given that breakfast has become a meal that is more times than none overlooked anyway, we’ll bypass that step here as well. On this particular rainy day, John is scheduled to attend a statistics conference. He drives to the airport, boards the flight, but never makes it to his destination. See what happens here.

Mario López (@M5Motie)