In the early hours of Thursday morning, the evil hands of oppression struck again; trying to stomp on our freedoms and kill off one our heroes. Justin Bieber, the man, the artist, the voice of a hundred generations, and Canada’s tomorrow was “allegedly” caught drag racing and driving under the influence in Miami. Now, we don’t believe his holiness, baptized in the freshest of maple syrup on the ice of the greatest hockey game, would ever break a rule that didn’t need to be broken, so we don’t doubt that the officers will eventually see the error of their ways and release him. However, there is an entire group of people, who are reveling in this one small mistake and jokingly begging for his deportation: terrible souls.

Naturally, everyone rushed to their nearest wi-fi connected device to air out their feelings on the incident on Twitter. Both supporters and detractors are going extremely hard for their cause, but only one side will win (spoiler alert: Justin won’t see much time, if any at all).We collected and compiled a list of a few of our favorite Tweets, from all around the world. Some are downright hilarious, while others are soul crushingly depressing, as fans pour out their hearts for their fearless leader.

There are no real indication of how this entire incident will play out (See: spoiler alert), but it definitely has provided us some serious entertainment; all in jest. So scroll through and look at some of the craziness we found.

Jimi (@Nativejimi)