Why won’t they leave him alone already; he has already given us so much, and they continually take from him, testing his limits. Who is they? Its the authority of course. In the late 80′s and early 90′s N.W.A had hip hop loving youngster screaming “F**k the Police”, but now Beliebers everywhere have picked up the torch they put down. Partly due to the tumultuous two weeks that Justin Bieber has had—numerous run ins with the evil and menacingly cops, who seem to hate eggs—and also because he was allowed to drive an insanely expensive car. With all that has happened, Beliebers deserve to hold the biggest grudge against the five-0.

Bieber’s woes continues. He is good, god fearing Canadian, which means he wants to be a good, god fearing American. So, he loves himself some football and had to be in New York City this weekend. Unfortunately, according to  TMZ, he ran into some more unwarranted trouble, when he touched down. Officers held his private plane on the runway, due to a what they claim, a strong odor of marijuana.

It was another gross misuse of tax payer money, as the chosen one was of course, found without any drugs on his person. His family and friends have been released, presumably to enjoy the festivities.

Jimi (@Nativejimi)