Dear Kim Jong Un,

Are you trying to get your fifteen minutes of fame or do you REALLY think you’re going to start and win a war between you, your entourage and the United States? You claim that the United States is provoking you to say such unbelievable things like nuclear war. But really? Where are these threats coming from? Obama? Texas? Micheal Jackson? That cute little girl off the Ellen Show who sung Nicky Minaj? Your country is already in the shit whole. You don’t even allow imports to your people. There’s not internet. No TV. No real medical services. Barely any food. No free thinking. Do you really want to go to war with the big dogs with your weapons from 1947? Wouldn’t want to get flushed down into a lake trying to pull a fancy one on us. Word to the wise, pull your britches down, we see your camel toe.

One Love,
Good Ol’ America

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