After 24 year-old Arthur Brown conspicuously stole one-half of a lingerie mannequin from an adult entertainment store, he was caught on camera returning to the scene of the crime stealing lingerie and sex toys for his new play thing. When the half-wit thief returned for the second time, he donned his beloved mannequin’s wig as a disguise before smashing the door in, grabbing the items and fleeing on his bike.

Bainbridge Island, Washington authorities say they found Brown biking nearby the store early Wednesday morning. The police had no issues tracking him down thanks to the trail of bike tracks and sexy toys he left behind. Brown has been charged with burglary and is being held on a $15,000 bond. Check out the ridiculousness below.