Morgan Freeman’s voice is the ultimate narration tool. Its warmth and depth makes everyone listening feel like they’re sitting at the hearth next to a roaring fire with a freshly poured cup of hot cocoa swirling around sprigs of mint and cinnamon. Marshmellows too, please?

The internet, naturally, perverts this image of comfort and security for childish pranks. Talented imitators will pretend to be Morgan Freeman’s voice while narrating ridiculous things much to the delight of surfers worldwide.

Did you know that the mantis shrimp is great-grandfather to the prehistoric clown? Oh yeah, Morgan Freeman’s voice said so. It must be true.

Morgan Freeman’s voice also explains why the mantis shrimp has a punch that moves as fast as a gun, why it’d be awesome at Mortal Kombat and how the mantis shrimp is all about sexy science.