thebreakuptext

Just when you thought February 14 was the most romantic day of the year, think again. One iPhone app store is making sure it’s going to be the saddest day for some couples out there or someone you don’t want to be with anymore.

Say hello to the Breakuptext, the app that will throw you the perfect assist and write-up the perfect breakup letter to your future ex. The app has three easy steps to take you from in a relationship status to single and ready to mingle in no time.

First, select your partner’s sex, then you have the option of selecting whether the current dating situation was casual or serious and then you concoct as reason for the breakup. You know, something along the lines of, “It’s NBA all-star weekend and I have better things to do than celebrate Valentine’s Day.”

Once you’re done with the reasoning of the breakup your text is sent. The app is only $0.99, and according to the developers there will be “no more awkward conversations or phone calls” and you will be able to “end your relationship in just a few taps.” In a real world scenario this is probably the worst way to breakup with someone on the most romantic day of the year, but if you’re looking for a way out and not sure how to do it this is the app for you.

February 14, 2014