Facts about this commercial:

1. It’s only 16 seconds.

2. It is in Japanese.

3. It’s for a water park.

How on earth do you pack so much zaniness into one 16 second commercial? No idea. But the Japanese have skills in this realm that vastly outstrip the confines of your imagination.

Whether you’re Japanese or not, you will not want to go to Tokyo Summerland for the purpose of wetting yourself down…just like big mama in the commercial.

Just try and watch this less than 10 times. Try it.