Marijuana dispensaries in Colorado have a unique problem. Ever since they started selling recreational marijuana (starting on 1/1/14) they’ve been accumulating cash, but couldn’t deposit it since Colorado banks won’t accept dispensary money.
According to the banks, they’re afraid they would be seen as money launderers in the eyes of the Federal Government that has still not officially legalized marijuana. This leaves dispensaries in a bind as they try and figure out what to do with all this money.
The solution is easy! Put that money away in something reliable, something that is sure to provide a return on investment that is comparable or better than the original $5 million. This is America! Opportunities are all over the place.
500,000 Pairs Of Yoga Pants
253,807 Ounces Of Silver
1,162,790 lbs of Bacon!
12,500 Playstation 4 consoles
16,666 iPad Minis
28 Bentlys
5 Porsche Carrera GTs
Precisely ONE Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Super Sport8
*and have just enough money left for the insurance on it. For one year.
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