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Hilarious New Vine Sensation… 12-Year-Old Evil Genius [Video]
LOL!

New “Porn Map” Reveals What New Yorkers Are Searching For
Porn viewing habits may be man’s most closely held secret, but Pornhub has gone ahead and collected your—yes, your—search data and amassed this handy map, so you’ll never have to wonder whether you’re the only one conducting furious searches for “anita queen” and “hentai” again. (Hint: You are NOT alone.)

Justin Bieber & Miley Cyrus Collaborate For “Twerk” [STREAM]
If you had to take a shot every time you heard the word “twerk” this week, you’d be completely wasted. Fresh off the announcement that the Oxford Dictionary has added the word “twerk” to its terms of definitions, a track conveniently surfaces with her and everyone’s favorite Canadian, Justin Bieber.

Chinese Man Caged For 30 Years By His Parents [VIDEO]
A 46 year-old Chinese man, has been locked up for 30 years in a cage by his parents.

6 Animals with Impressive Musical Talent
They’re more musically talented than you.

The Beer Drinkers’ Challenge: Who Can Kill a 30-Rack the Fastest [VIDEO]
Just watch it.

55 Celebrities Whose Real Names Will Surprise You
When the Hollywood system started, people commonly took simplified versions of their names to make them easier for people to say. Doris Day is much simpler than “Doris Mary Ann Kappelhoff” and Clayton Holmes Grissom picked “Clay Aiken” when signing up for American Idol — because it was just more memorable.

Why Every Guy Should Sleep With At Least One “Not So Hot” Woman In His Life
In order to get your head around this idea, we will need to look at things from a different angle. Yes, we rate women all the time, usually from one (beast) to ten (diva), but that’s not what we want here…

How I See My Dog vs How My Dog Sees Me
Hilarious and probably true.

Win A Trip To (ALMOST) Anywhere In ’7 Days Of Goodie’ Contest
See how you can win a free round trip ticket to the destination of your choice!