Apple shut the game down Tuesday afternoon when the company announced its follow up to the iPhone 5.  CEO Tim Cook told the big wigs of Silicon Valley the new generation in iPhone will be the iPhone 5C and iPhone 5S. Take a look at some of the phone’s new features and why we’re so not pressed about any of it.

iPhone 5S

-First SmartPhone with 64 Bit Processor (code for its faster than Superman on Meth!)

-Fingerprint Authentication for Security (AKA Doing The Most!)

-Comes In Black, Gold and “Space gray”

-16 Gigabyte Retail Price $199 (2 Year Contract)

Why We’re Not Impressed

Apple has brainwashed us in believing if you have the older version of any of their products, you’re whack. But this time, we’re not buying it. While the fast processor is a good look when you’re trying toTweet or post to Facebook, how much faster do we really need? We’re also thinking this new fingerprint authentication is going to slowly get on our nerves. Plus, for $200, why is we only get three options for colors? If you can make the processor faster than speed of light, could we not have been offered more diversity?

Yeah, we’re not buying it!