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5 Gross Things Most People Do Every Day
This is the incredible grossness of being: the simple fact that by virtue of being a human, you are gross. Here are 5 things most people do every day (and don’t get all incredulous and pretend like you don’t, because you do) that are objectively pretty gross…

Woman Hires Hitman To Kill Husband, Tries To Pay In Postage Stamps
Elena Sava Adams, a 57-year-old Romanian-American woman living in Battery Park City, wanted to kill her husband…

The 7 Biggest Chokes In Sports History
No team wants to be remembered as a bunch of chokers. But here are the seven worst chokers of all time!

How To Open A Beer With A Frisbee [Video]
Awesome!

This Man Believes All News Events Are Staged By Actors
Dave Chappalle Is Tupac — You Can Tell by the Ears…

What You Say You’ll Do In College vs. What You’ll Actually Do
You never do what you say you’ll do. Simply roll over the images to see what you’ll really do…

Woman Wants To Have Sex With 100,000 Men
It’s good to have a goal in life, but the one purportedly expressed by this woman may be a stretch.

5 Job Hunting Techniques Your Peers Aren’t Using
Scour job boards. Submit slightly modified cover letter and resume. Repeat. Sound familiar? That’s because that’s what everyone is doing – and it’s not going to cut it.

Woman Can’t Stop Eating Her Boogers On The Train [Video]
I’ve seen people eat their boogers before, but nothing compares to this lady! She’s not just eating a booger or two, she’s freakin going to town!

You Can Buy A 2014 Ford Fiesta That Is Wrapped In Bacon, Because Why Wouldn’t You?
To sell a few more of these puppies, it shouldn’t surprise anyone that Ford’s marketing gurus are looking to pop culture to play off of our truest interests – fried food.