Madelyn Scheaffer went to Adventure Oasis with her daughter to enjoy some time at the water park. Soon after she started swimming some staffers approached her, asking her to put on shorts. She refused so they eventually kicked her out of the facility.

Now she’s going all over the place telling folks about why she was kicked out. And she’s got pictures of herself in the bikini to prove she did nothing wrong. Lots of pictures. Multiple angles too.

Looking at the bikini it looks fine. Really fine. Extra fine. *Sigh* Delicious. What was the question again?