Imagine, if you will, there was a scale of “Dicktitude” that measured from one to ten. On this scale a “one” score would go to someone like the Dalai Lama and a “ten” score would go to any guy from “Jersey Shore.” The actor named Marty York who once played “Yeah-Yeah” in “The Sandlot” would be a 13.8.

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Fame would appear to mess kids up something awful. But for every child actor turned pornstar (more on that later) there’s a Tatyana Ali or Alfonso Ribeiro that’s managed to handle their business and keep working. So there’s no excuse for being a dummy with your fame. There’s a lot of humor in it though. For us, at least.

*UPDATE*
It would seem that Marty York very recently found work getting lampooned in the new Old Spice body spray commercials.